Q. Hello AP
Long time no etc

Rooting around in the loft I discovered a mono tape 3Helium Kidz live in rehearsal at Hook Village Hall2

Should I either
1. Preserve it for posterity
2. Publish it for the grateful nation
3. Send it to the then lead guitarist for incineration?

Best regards
Yours nostalgically
Graham R G Rawlings

A.Mister Rawlings,it is my duty to inform you that you are in breach of European human rights laws having in your possesion a device that could only be considered as a "torture implement".

Play this turgid rubbish only to anybody you would consider an enemy,it will drive your friends away. More sinisterly,how did you come upon this aural equivalent of Polonium210?,musical Ricin?

The mono equivalent of a pair of planes into the twin towers of any normal mans delicate hearing?
Well Osama Bin Rawlings,I recommend you have this terrible artifact sealed in concrete a thousand feet below Salisbury plain,.......or just post it to me for safe keeping.
Andy