Cast your eyes back to August in Swindon and things seemed quite different then.
Warmer temperatures, bins collected fortnightly and a certain Adver reporter had the misfortune of having to eat at a particular zero-rated town chip shop.
Fast forward to December and it is bitterly cold and the whole waste collection system in Swindon has changed dramatically.
Yet I discovered some things do not change after I returned to Mr Cod to review the fish and chip once more following its reopening.
Many will recall that the Cricklade Road chippy scored a worrying zero-out-of-five for food hygiene following an inspection in June.
This prompted a maiden review in August only to find that my order was not only disappointing in taste but also resembled a battered garden trowel.
The takeaway then went on to score a consecutive zero rating later that month after a visit from Swindon Borough Council’s Environmental Health inspectors.
It then temporarily closed in October before eventually reopening in November.
With the return of twice zero-rated Mr Cod to Swindon, it seemed only right to see if things had improved four months later.
This, as I and my poor palette were about to discover, was not the case.
I entered the fabled ground to make my order on Wednesday evening, noticing that I couldn't find the zero hygiene rating.
Despite trying to follow my Scarborough roots and order haddock, I was informed that there was none available so I opted to order the brand’s namesake instead.
Armed with a small cod and chips for just under £10, I returned home nervous and apprehensive.
Call me Sherlock Holmes because I was unfortunately right in my deductions after taking the first bite.
Was the fish shaped like a garden tool again? No, but it certainly tasted like something you’d scoop up with one.
The batter was extremely stodgy and bland, creating a thick layer of coating around the fish which was far from the crispy exterior one would expect.
Inside, the fish was just as tasteless as the batter with the added feature of being grainy and falling apart too easily.
The chips again were somewhat of a saving grace and less greasy than before but then again, how hard is it to master the art of cooking chips at a chippy?
Readers will be pleased to know that I was okay the following morning unlike my first dining experience with Mr Cod, but a second visit certainly did not change my view.
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