I READ with interest Coun Justin Tomlinson's letter Panto Offers (SA, May 18).

It seems as though he was pictured in the Swindon Advertiser wearing make-up and he had a lovely set of glossy lips. He assures us that it was a printing error, but he wondered whether it might prompt the Wyvern Theatre to offer him a place in one of their acts.

However, I have another suggestion for Mr Tomlinson. Why doesn't he take himself and the rest of his Conservative clowns off to the circus, where their juggling comic acts will be more appreciated?

A King.

Swindon