RECENTLY I have become aware of the simple fact that just because it says 'lift' on a door it does not mean you have to actually lift it. Labels are things we sometimes read but never actually see properly. In a previous letter I detailed some of the more humorous labels to be found. To support my claim that we not only do not see what we really read but we also do not read what we write sometimes.

* Warning: Do no operate vehicle on road, a collision may occur with another vehicle. - Operating instructions for a Yamaha 4-Wheeler * Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. - On the instructions for Bowl Fresh (continental toilet cleaner) * Product will be hot after heating. - Mark and Spencer's Bread Pudding * Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness. - Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps * Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue. - Found on Various Computers ... and my favourite * Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. - On various imported games and garden ware.

I suppose it is much like casting a vote for one person and as a result voting someone else completely different in. Labels can be very misleading sometimes. Let’s hope the outcome while not anticipated is palatable. Somehow I think it will be.

GREG DUNNINGHAM Marlborough Road Old Town Swindon